About Uncle Brice

Welcome to Uncle Brice dot com. I’m sure glad you folks who have been readin my writins over at Online Little Rock dot com have followed me over here. You see, I almost had a problem with interpretation of my writins what with them bein in the Arkansas Humor section and me gettin a little testy about political stuff and stupid people

They said I ought to have my own blog, and I agreed. So I asked a natural question to those folks in the natural state, figurin they’d understand natural stuff. Who is going to foot the bill? They said I was and I had to remind them that I’m a figment of folks’ imaginations and not a real person. Did they expect me to pay with imaginary dollars

Enter the good folks at Hostgator web hosting services. I asked if they would accept imaginary dollars. Then I went back to the folks at Online Little Rock dot com and ‘splained somebody needed to pony up real bona fide United States of America cash. And they did! I’m thinking they really wanted my rantins and ravins someplace else

Now it’s up to you sweet, wonderful visitors to click on things and buy stuff so it will paid for next time money is needed. I’ll be offerin you some wonderful suggestions and all

Anyway, that’s how things came to be. Now, tell all your friends about uncle brice dot com and we’ll all live happily ever after once I cure those ultra right-wing Republicans and ultra left-wing Democrats and any other extreme-type folks that can’t even spell political party

I will say this about the Hostgator folks. They got some really good hosting packages and the one I bought is less than $85 a year. That’s cheap and as my friend Larry the Cable Guy would say, “That’s cheap, and I don’t care who you are

Well, ol Larry ain’t really a close friend, and he probably don’t even know I call him friend. It’s just that we’re both plus-sized white men. Sorta like me and my friend Jack Cafferty over at CNN. He don’t know it either; it’s just that we’re both old white men who can’t believe some of the stuff going on in America today

Anyway, welcome to my blog. And, more’n anything else, have fun.