Advantages of Being a Man
July 22, 2009 · Print This Article
Advantages of being a man are numerous. For thousands of years men have controlled both government and religion. That’s not to say men are better by any stretch of the imagination; it’s just to say they’ve been in control.And that’s not to say many men are just simply plain stupider than doorknobs; it’s just to say they’ve been in control because there are advantages to being a man.
A friend sent me these advantages so I do not claim ownership to these ideas. I just thought you might like to know about them.
Your last name stays put
The garage is all yours
Wedding plans take care of themselves
Chocolate is just another snack
You can never be pregnant
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt (unless you’re a member of Congress)
The world is your urinal(continued below right after you buy or, at least, look at whatever is advertised next)
Same work (or less), more pay
Wrinkles add character
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them
New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
A five-day holiday (vacation) requires only one suitcase
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
Your underwear is $7.50 for a three-pack
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
You only have to shave your face and neck
You can play with toys all your life
One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons
You can do your nails with a pocket knife
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
You can do Christmas shopping for 24 relatives on 24th December in 24 minutes
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