Uncle Brice's Blog » preschool http://unclebrice.com Uncle Brice writes about politics, Arkansas, Little Rock, and anything else that comes to mind. Tue, 11 Oct 2011 06:53:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Kids Still Say the Darndest Things http://unclebrice.com/fun_stuff/kids-still-say-the-darndest-things/ http://unclebrice.com/fun_stuff/kids-still-say-the-darndest-things/#comments Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:06:03 +0000 Uncle http://unclebrice.com/?p=92 Art Linkletter and his very entertaining television show are long gone, but kids saying the darndest things will always be around. Did you see this one that supposedly written by a preschool teacher? Now, I say supposedly written because I didn’t know preschoolers could write. That’s probably part of what’s wrong with our education system: they got preschoolers teaching.

Anyhow, this one little boy pointed at a picture book and hollered, “A Fricken Elephant!”

The teacher (and I don’t know if this was a real teacher or one of them preschool teachers) replied a mightly quickly, “Danny Quayle Junior the Third! What did you say?”
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“It’s A Fricken elephant!”, he repeated. “It says so in the book.”

Thanks goodness for Hooked on Phonics!

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